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Melee healer

I was trying to think of how blizzard could make a heroic healing class, unfortunately I got distracted….

Rumors of the next Heroic Class have recently been leaked from deep within Blizzards headquarters. It will be primarily a melee healer.

BuckYourIdeasUp

A close range spell, 5 yards, that causes the targetted player to buck their ideas up. Inspires the affected player to buck their ideas up and gain 5% haste for 1 minute. can only be applied to players who are in the bottom 1/4 of the Threat list. Adds one combo point. Can be talented using the Matron tree to give 2 combo points.

Cheer

When the target receives a positive emote (e.g. /cheer, /hug, /kiss, /flirt) they will immediately restore 5% of their health with a further 1% over the next 10 seconds. Adds one combo point.

GlimpseOfStocking

The only gender specific spell in the game – adds one combo point. No other effect. May be removed from the PTR if the PC police get wind of it.

SlapOnTheBack

Must be standing behind the player. Congratulates the player providing an extra 1% damage and 1% haste for each combo point on the player for 15 seconds. 2 yard range.

BloodPack

Slaps a Blood pack onto the affected player restoring X health. Must be within 3 yards. can be talented to include a reagent:Drip Stand

ThereThere (previously known as KissThePainAway)

Consoles a player restoring 20% of their health if they are below 50%. Must be in front of and facing the player.

YourMotherWasAHamsterAndYourFatherSmeltOfElderberries

Insults the enemy target sowing doubt and confusion stunning them in place for 5 seconds.

HypdermicSyringe

Uses the ranged weapon to deliver a hypodermic syringe on friendly players heals for X and makes them immune to nature effects for 10 seconds, on enemies deals Y damage over Z seconds, adds a combo point.

SickBed

Reincarnates a dead player (10 minute cooldown) or restores 100% of their health if not dead. Patient dies again or re-takes damage healed after 3 minutes.

NewBrownTrousers

Removes 1 fear effect. Can be cast at range. Physical School

BandageFu (Talent)

Bandages can be applied for double the effect in 1/4 the time, channeled.
Can only be applied within 5 yards.

TheNightingGale

Player sings uplifting the spirits (2%) of all players in 30 yards causing an AOE heal of all players within 10 yards. Channeled over 10 seconds. Talents in the Florence tree can improve this spell.

GhostlyPresence

The player becomes immune to ranged spells while moving. If the player stops for longer than half a second they become affected again.

Trees
Matron
concerned with the “Buck your ideas up” and ice baths side of healing
Florence
a more touchy feely tree.
Field Surgery
need more be said? radical patching up.

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